...ho ho ho, still chortling over this...
Micha, yes you can of course be direct in your views and not make things "fluffy". However, this does not mean you can be being rude, which you are being, like it or not. If you are want "truth is truth", and "not to mince any words", then you may hear responses about you you don't like, which is a shame. Maybe just a little hint of an apology would make amends and make things right as rain again.
Me - this whole debate has put a massive grin on my space and given me a new word, "plonk".
Forgive me if I read your future postings in the style of Borat, as it seems to fit.
In fact, Spav, can we please have a new section on the forum, called "Michas World", where Micha can give us a thought for day, or just put the world to rights in general... I would read it!
... I will check behind my microwave tonight and report back....
Chris